does anyone else not buy into the whole fuckin mustache craze? do ppl realize the only reason for its current prominence is that it was out of style for awhile after the 70s? does anyone realize they rehash trends as soon as its bad wrap had faded i actually had a handle bar mustache for a while and it didnt get me any attention, pussy, or any other extraneous benefits except amongst my coworkers who just wanted to make fun of it,which i was actually entertained by. i only kept it bc it was the only sort of facial hair my job allowed and i had serious issues with shaving for the means of employment.
does anyone here understand WHYYYYY theyre so fascinated by this shit? to the women: will a stupid mustache and a suave attitude actually make you think i'm worth your attention and possibly end in excellent sex? If so, please leave a testimonial on my page about how youd like to utilize my mustache and how you would love for me to utilize your tits for my own gratification. Details are a plus! Ive got a sweet handle bar mustache and a talent for giving chicks orgasms and I take some pretty nice pictures as well as write lyrics and sing. Did i mention Ill probably laugh in your face for thinking a certain physical feature and manipulative attitude makes me a suitable mate? Now back to guarding your precious eggs you easily fooled and hedonisticly self destructive "automatons"!!!
D0nT-St3AL-Ma1-Sh1zFeatured By OwnerDec 16, 2012Hobbyist General Artist
first, obvi no girl would want to get banged by you, and third, wait.. no.. and second, when did any girl think mustaches where handsome and girls wanted to get banged by guys with mustaches, third, why dont you go fuck yourself because no ladies are gunna want you tonight, and fourth.. uh.. what did mustaches ever do to you?? live on ur face?? get a life bro..
right, you obviously know me very well and what i look like. and actually its pretty trendy for shit heads that shop at hot topic. cuz ya know, they tell you what the hot topic is and you consume it mindlessly, "hey thats kinda funny/cool, i should buy it bc my wardrobe is more important than dying children" lol i have nothing against mustaches at all. i was more or less pointing out the absurd inanity of how trends come about and are meaninglessly recycled by the average idiot who thinks shopping is hobby and/or a means to the end of your shallow aesthetic. Obviously your feeble mind couldnt grasp that, sadly. stick that in your bubble pipe and puff, kid
-you really NEED to read all of this- right, well i might be inclined to agree if i didnt know me but sometimes things just inspire me to rant and was not actually directed at the artist. art inspires different things in different people. and unfortunately we're all on drugs all the time. its all stimulus and response that triggers bio-chemical reactions in the brain. consumerism is the most popular and most encompassing drug of them all. Its the constant barrage of advertisement that inevitably lodges itself in the subconscious. Its advertisements or constant visual stimulation creates a sense of comfort by making you familiar with the product or brand and deceiving your subconscious into thinking that these evil corporations can in some sense be trusted even though money saving production procedures inevitably lead to a shitty dispensable products that gets you back into the addiction of buying more shit. Consumerism consumes the consumer.
unimportant? quite the contrary. art and how it facilitates social discourse on integral subject matters is probably one of the most important things you can be involved with, especially in this chapter of time
If i seem mean or harsh its because the hypnotizing nature of this consumerism has made you soft to the brutalities of the realities they create and have proportionately inspired my rage. Like the destruction of authentically deep culture and the ecosystem that will inevitably lead to. In other words, tough love. I dare you to completely give up the drug of consumer culture (including and most importantly, TV) for a few years, see if it doesnt drastically improve your quality of life. You may learn to be a better shopper by seeking out only quality goods and cutting out all the unnecessary dispensable garbage from your budget. it'll increase your sense of spirituality and teach you to appreciate your belongings in a deep manner. youll have more time and motivation for the things you love. you will love deeper. just dont let your new found sense of individuality run amok. know that you need your kin no matter how different from them you may become.